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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5785 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 6062 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!