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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5839 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 7689 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!