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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!