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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3887 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.