Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Farms Harvested:	697	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6778
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Crops Grown:	7461	Votes:	4473
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6525	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4139	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	3292
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	364
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net