Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 3549 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 75705 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
