CreeperSquadMC – Attack on Congo Village

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well then u gotta join this server, cuz it’s LIT AF! we got so much fun stuff happening, like once a player built a giant statue of a chicken and then it came to life and started dancing the macarena, true story bro. also, did u know that if u find the secret diamond mine on our server, u get a lifetime supply of pizza delivered to ur door every day? yea, it’s true, i heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy 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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

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Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8108	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	144	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	917	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5