Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our Minecraft server and ponder life’s deepest questions like “Do creepers have existential crises?” and “Is Steve just a figment of our imagination?” Our community of players will have you questioning reality while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to mess with players’ minds. So come join us and let’s all collectively question our existence together!
