come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Existence? Minecraft Server

    Existence? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

    Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

    So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Buildings Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

    Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server just had a crazy update on 10/24 that you won’t want to miss. We’ve got increased rates on Krau & Holy Sacrifice and Mui & Circus Fantasia, plus some epic mystic summons that will have you screaming with joy.

    And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

    The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

    Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Earplugs Minecraft SMP

    Earplugs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4603 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

    Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor
    Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ores Mined: 565 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CNN News Minecraft Server

    CNN News Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

    From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

    Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

    Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

    Hello everyone, Niko here!

    Briefly about the server:

    Ⓒ -Server does not require license 1.20.6, no launcher, no donation, no stupid rules

    Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

    Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

    Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

    Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

    Now about the gameplay:

    Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

    Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

    Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

    Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

    Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

    WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

    WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

    Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

    It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

    Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

    The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 370

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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