Creeper’s Confessions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8408
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	362289
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

Players:	92/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Star Shards Collected:	108
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1