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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5330 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7699 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!