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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1966 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 281 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!