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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4628 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!