Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6936 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is to mine diamonds and build epic structures! Why bother asking about real-life jobs when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and pixelated fun?
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any mob into a dancing llama! Who needs a boring office job when you can be a llama-tamer in our virtual world?
So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of llama-dancing shenanigans. Because let’s be real, Jyura’s hentai doujins have nothing on the wild and wacky antics of our Minecraft server!