CreeperLoveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Divine Spears Created:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9269
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	4958	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!