Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 New Chunks Explored: 617196
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Ores Mined: 2286 Falling into the Void: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 761
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9677 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Crops Grown: 2598
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9296

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Animals Bred: 61 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3932 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Runes Activated: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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