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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6125 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Votes: | 615 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
