CreeperGangCraft: Where most people aren’t having a mental breakdown, just a creeper attack every 5 minutes 🤪💣🎮

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We guarantee that you’ll be getting more action here than in the real world because let’s face it, most people are just not getting any. But fear not, our server is filled with sexy Minecraft characters that will have you feeling all kinds of naughty. Join us for a wild ride of virtual intimacy and excitement that will make you forget about the lack of action in the real world. Who needs real-life hookups when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on in and let the steamy adventures begin!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2624
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Falling into the Void:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2492	Royal Courts Attended:	4

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5542	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6330

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com