CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Emeralds Found:	9716	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Void Gems Collected:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2512	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	922
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mines Excavated:	1639
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8325	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	1694	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1194	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Emeralds Found:	9555	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	605	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.