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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4653 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4900 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.
if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.
don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
