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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5240 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2437 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4440 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Join us for the wildest ride of your virtual life as you navigate through our enchanted forests filled with talking animals, build your dream castle on clouds made of cotton candy, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken as your weapon.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to dubstep music. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical realm and become the ultimate ruler of all things absurd?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you feel about dancing creepers).