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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 846 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2479 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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