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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3159 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 112 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Forget about the stresses of your real-life job and immerse yourself in a land where the only job you have is to have fun! Our server offers insane challenges and mind-blowing quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
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