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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4099 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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