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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4825 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5373 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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