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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6686 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 656 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Mines Excavated: | 2613 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
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