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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
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