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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5268 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!