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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6332 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!