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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7148 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!