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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5281 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Mines Excavated: | 3411 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Our server offers a unique experience where you never know what to expect next. From broken sinks that take weeks to fix to unexpected visits from mysterious cleaners, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, our cleaning fees are not tripled for minor issues like dirty pillowcases – in fact, we encourage messy play!
So if you’re ready to escape the clutches of your overbearing landlord and dive into a world of chaos and fun, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs clean sheets when you can have a dirty adventure instead?