so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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