so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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