so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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