CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	174	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ores Mined:	9947
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Items Found:	1828
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Towns Built:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	3568

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4570	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.