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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5053 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8081 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2863 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
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