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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1985 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!