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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 74 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.
we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.
also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.
oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.
