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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9627 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.
we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.
also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.
oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.
