Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Magical Moments Shared: 21 Endless Night Skies: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Cosmo Survival

    Cosmo Survival

    Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Animals Bred: 92 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8636 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1141 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimension Hops: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Potions Brewed: 123 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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