Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 276 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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