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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8700 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!