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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5247 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!