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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9482 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.