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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7184 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!