Creeper Cologne Catastrophe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1032
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Star Shards Collected:	261	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	7115	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3792
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2