so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
Farms Harvested: 465 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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