so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
Dragon Eggs Found: 7195 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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