so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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