so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 275 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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